a few funnies that brightened my weekend
11:35 PM Edit This 5 Comments »- "Chocolate always loves you back"
- "You can put lipstick on a pig, and it's STILL Sarah Palin" (my current fav)
- "thirteen, fourteen, FIVEteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, TWENTY!"
Hub: "Good Morning!! I'm going to pick up breakfast and coffee"
Wifey: "Great, I'll get the Sunday paper ready to read, and wait for you to get back"
--twenty minutes later, he arrives back at home
Hub: "Thought you were making coffee?"
Wifey: Um, thought you were getting breakfast and coffee?"
Hub: "Oh yeah, guess I'll make the coffee, then"
- We decided to go bowling on Friday, and as I was teaching my little girl to bowl, she bent down, and lost her hair bow on the lane. Forgetting that the lanes are slicker than snot, I reach down to get it...only to fall on my effing ASS!!!! I tried to get up several times, but failed miserably...so I had to slide my ass off the lane. I was hurting so bad, yet it was so damn funny. I was walking funny, but people around me thought that I was doing the "cool dance". HA HA Karma pulled through for me, because I scored 174...3 strikes in a row, and picked up most of my spares. I seriously, CANNOT BOWL. Hub's score was 98, and our FES' score was 56....did I mention that our darling daughter would just put the ball down, and roll it. Granted, it took about a week for the ball to reach the pins, but she ended up with a better score than our FES.
Though I was hurting like a mofo, I am still laughing about it. DUH! Everyone knows that you're not supposed to walk onto the lanes.
5 comments:
Cute. Jacob does the same thing with the counting... :) And falling on your arse...geez...hilarious!!!! Miss you much. xoxo.
Very funny. So glad I stopped by to read :)
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I OWE you! I appreciate your comments and your tag but, as you know, things suck right now. I swear, I'll get it done AND link to you. Keep writing!!!
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